There are words in the English language that make me want to hurl when I hear them. I've decided to treat you to some of these words today because I'm nice that way.
Pus Secretion Unguent Pungent Salve Fecal Ooze Suppuration
Purulent Vaginally Anus Secrete Fondle Mucus Seeping Moist
Phlegm Discharge Flaccid Scrotum Ointment Scab Mutilation
Maggot Phlegmatic Mold Gluten Suckle Snot Perfunctory Mealymouthed Squat Pimple Squelch Smegma Nougat Gargle
Gristle Grope Fondle Spore Probe Coagulate Festering Gland
Placenta Sputum Lice Gelatinous Volvo Flagella Smear Sludge
Clogged Gushing Ocular Angina Juicy Flap Slit Succulent Viscous
Trickle Fornicate Crusty Teat Smattering Regurgitate Fleshy Bulb
Pulchritude Zit Kumquat Ululate Fecund Slither Quagmire Suction
Guttural Smear Squirt Groin Titillating Wart Fetus Uterine Flaccid
Magma Curdle Fester Masticate Genital
I could probably come up with more but you get the idea. Are you starting to get queasy looking at the pictures? I have to admit, I think this is my most disgusting post yet. Not only do I have horrible words, I have horrible images. I mean, I can feel my lunch rising up in my throat just looking at that nasty pimple. UGH
Here's something to make you smile and get your mind off of grossness. Starts with "pus" but has a much nicer ending. You're welcome.
i like that you included flaccid twice. and may i add congeal to the list? my MIL always makes a green jello salad thing every christmas and calls it congealed salad. way to make it sound disgusting so i can't even eat it, lady!
ReplyDelete@ Sherilin, maybe she calls it such a gross name so there will be leftovers for her to take home. Didn't realize I wrote flaccid twice. But it IS a gross word.
ReplyDeleteFrankie, you need help! BTW was it a Freudian slip when you added "fondle" twice??? LOL
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