Julie and Julia

I watched the movie Julie and Julia last night. If you don't know what that is, it's a story of a girl who gives herself 365 days to cook every recipe in Julia Chiles' cookbook. I could do that! If I cooked from Julia's unpublished cookbook - Kitchen Disasters, or her book Substitutions Gone Bad. But that's not the point of my tale.

The girl in the movie - Julie started writing a blog, not knowing if anyone was reading her or not. In the movie, because it's Hollywood and everyone knows in Hollywood, everything works out for the best, Julie got tons of readership. Me\I on the other hand do not have any Hollywood magic, so I'm up to about 5 followers now. I don't care though. Oh no.

You see, 99.9% of all my images come from Google Images and by looking through those, I've managed to find some blogs that I really like. So I figure that if anyone out there in cyber world starts looking for a picture of a stick figure showing her boobies to someone, or a picture of pond scum, or a picture of cats, they might just stumble across me by accident. And then they'll become faithful followers of my blog. And I will inspire them in some way. It might be how to be organized (NOT!!!), or how to pull a prank on someone by reaching under a toilet stall and grabbing their leg. It might be how to make a huge bonfire, or how to shoot guns or inspiration of love by reading about me and Mr. Wonderful.

So really, I think I'm almost as important as say...Einstein, or Marie Curie because my drivel postings might show some poor soul the way towards true happiness. Like 6 degrees of separation or something like that.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!