Bunghole? Really?

I keep a running shopping list at home because my brain is Swiss cheese and I can't remember nuthin'.  My oldest kidlet always puts random items on the list like 'large chunk of crack' just to mess with me. We're goofy that way.

I had to stop by the store yesterday and I grabbed the list as I flew out the door so I didn't really look very closely at it. When I got to Wally World I was perusing the list and I saw the following words: TP for my bunghole . This caused me to blow water out of my nostrils and bust out laughing. BUNGHOLE????? I didn't know my delicate little princess used that word!!!

I got her some TP all right. I also put a little love note on the package for her.

I love my silly family. Let the Cleavers and the Waltons and the Bradys and the Petries be the normal families. I'd rather be like the Addams or the Munsters or the Bundys any day.

By the way, when I was at Wally world, I didn't see any strangely dressed people (darn it) but I did see this:

If I didn't love my Charger so much, I'd drive this. At least it's orange!