Apparently zillions of other people feel my love for bacon because there are tons of web sites devoted to bacon. See? Here's one: http://bacon.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Merchandise
And there are lots of bacon products that aren't actually bacon. Like this:
Bacon has got to be great if all these products exits, right? I've got to go...I'm going to make myself a bacon sandwich!
Viva la bacon!!!