Have you ever taken a shower while drinking a beer? Try it! It's awesome! The water is refreshing and so is the beer. It's the best of both worlds! I like to brush my teeth while showering, too - but this is about beer and showering not oral hygiene and showering. You know what's great about showering while drinking a beer? If you spill on yourself it doesn't matter! You can rinse it right off! How genius is that?????
A long long time ago (in a galaxy far far away) I had some surgery on my bone-head and wound up with nerve damage which caused some numbness around my mouth. Long story short...sometimes when I drink, some of the liquid slips out of my mouth without me knowing it and runs down my chin.
I look super intelligent, laughing at myself, while wiping beer off of my face with my sleeve. Sometimes I don't feel the beer or food or whatever sliding down my chin and the people around me are mean and don't tell me, so I go around for who knows how long with crud on my face. Yep, I'm super cool. Oops, I got off of the subject again.
Anyway, in case you didn't know it, I love beer and it loves me. And I like to sip on one after a hard day of work and while I'm taking a shower. If you haven't tried it - try it. You'll like it. If you don't, I'll buy you a beer. Maybe I'll even let you take a shower with me and we can drink beer while doing so. I'm telling ya - you'll like it!