Thursday, May 24, 2012

Do you drink beer in the shower?

OK, so you know I like/love beer. It's the nectar of the gods. It's what makes my life worth living some days. It makes me happy. It's what gives me my womanly curves. You get my drift. It's pretty much guaranteed that when I'm down at the little house in the woods, most days after 4:00 pm (OK some days by 12 noon) I've got a beer in my hand. I can gather wood for bonfires with one hand and caress a beer with the other like a mo-fo. I can drive the riding mower around the yard and keep a perfectly straight line with a beer in hand. I can plant flowers and kill fire ants with a beer in hand. And when the work is done, I can shower with a beer in hand.

Have you ever taken a shower while drinking a beer? Try it! It's awesome! The water is refreshing and so is the beer. It's the best of both worlds! I like to brush my teeth while showering, too - but this is about beer and showering not oral hygiene and showering. You know what's great about showering while drinking a beer? If you spill on yourself it doesn't matter! You can rinse it right off! How genius is that?????

A long long time ago (in a galaxy far far away) I had some surgery on my bone-head and wound up with nerve damage which caused some numbness around my mouth. Long story short...sometimes when I drink, some of the liquid slips out of my mouth without me knowing it and runs down my chin.

I look super intelligent, laughing at myself, while wiping beer off of my face with my sleeve. Sometimes I don't feel the beer or food or whatever sliding down my chin and the people around me are mean and don't tell me, so I go around for who knows how long with crud on my face. Yep, I'm super cool. Oops, I got off of the subject again.

Anyway, in case you didn't know it, I love beer and it loves me. And I like to sip on one after a hard day of work and while I'm taking a shower. If you haven't tried it - try it. You'll like it. If you don't, I'll buy you a beer. Maybe I'll even let you take a shower with me and we can drink beer while doing so. I'm telling ya - you'll like it!

1 comment:

  1. Been there, done that, and LOVE it!!! Nothing better than an ice cold beer in the ice cold shower. Husband and i play bartender to each other when we are in the shower. I can tell how long i've been in the shower by the number of beers i've consumed!