Twisted Goldilocks

Here's a story that my youngest kidlet wrote. It's pure genius.

Goldilocks and Three Pigs

Once upon a time there were three pigs and one girl named Goldilocks. Anyway, the three pigs decided to go and pick some berries to go with their cereal. A couple of minutes later Goldilocks thought she was walking into her house but when she looked up she found the house very different looking. There were three bowls. One small one, a medium sized one and last but not least, an extremely big bowl.

Goldilocks looked around then sat down at the table. She ate the small bowl and said "eew, there are boogers in this one." Then she walked to the medium sized bowl and she yelled "this one has no milk" at the top of her lungs. So she went to the biggest one of all ate it and said "yummy, yummy, yummy, very good."

She got up and looked around a little bit more. One room had jukeboxes in it. She picked one up and turned it on and said "too quiet." So she picked up the medium sized one and turned that one on and said "weird songs." Then she went to the biggest one ever, turned it on and said "just right."

In the last room she found a big TV, turned it on and fell asleep. About an hour later the three pigs walked in and found Goldilocks asleep with the TV on. Then the baby pig said "lets eat her up, Mommy." So they cooked her right up and ate her.

The End (cue the applause)