An Ode to Aunt Sandy

You were loud and crass
and you didn't have too much class
but your heart was true
and I loved you
and I'm gonna miss your sorry ass.

You fed us beans
and we always had fun
even though money was lacking
and you were Atilla the Hun
And I'm gonna miss your sorry ass.

You were tough as an old boot
but had a heart of gold
you always said "shit" not "shoot"
and I never thought you'd get old
and I'm gonna miss your sorry ass.

I'll miss you Aunt Sandy
I'll miss you a lot
and even though you weren't handy
You got what I "got"
and I'm gonna miss your sorry ass.

You raised good children
with values that were true
you did it out of convention
but you know they loved you
and I'm gonna miss your sorry ass.

You'll never be forgotten
and I'll always laugh when I think of you
you were a unique person
that much is true
and I'll miss your sorry ass.

I love you Aunt Sandy. You were one of a kind, golden, unforgettable.