Friday, October 26, 2012

The Bends

You guys have been fortunate (AKA horribly unlucky) to listen to me bitch for 2 years about how since I got my spine fused I can't reach my feet. It's getting a little better (I can reach 2 of my toes) but I still have a long way to go. I love to have my toenails painted - I feel naked if they're not, but I just can't do it myself and I'm too cheap to pay for a pedicure every two weeks. If Manchild were a soft, sensitive, girly man I'd have him paint them for me but he's a law man dang it! Law men don't do things like that!!! One of my kidlets will paint them for me every once in a while but most of the time I try to do it myself. This means that there might be polish on 1/4 of my toenail, because I can contort in one direction so that I can reach my nails but not the other. I go through lots of gyrations to reach my feet.

If my feet were super huge it sure would help. I could just flop them around to reach what I need to reach. Though, I might not be able to rock killer stilettos with feet like that.

With a back like mine, my feet just seem like they're so    far      away.

I will NOT admit defeat! HA HA HA Get it? de....feet! I'm so funny - I didn't even plan that one, it just sort of walked up on me.  HA HA Get it? It walked up on me? Oh sheesh, I crack myself up.

Anyhoo...I've got to come up with something. I refuse to have my feel look like this:

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