Hunger Monster



Yes, I'm aware I've used this picture before. But I needed a quick refrence shot so HUSH!

 I like to think that I'm generally a pretty chill kinda girl. I roll with the punches. But when I get hungry, I become something all together different.

I'm told that I get a little...testy. And impatient. And sort of manic in my quest for food. Once I get the food, you'd better not get your hand or fork or any part of your body within 25 yards of it or I'll kill you. No, really. I'll kill you if you mess with my food.

Once I've eaten, I return to my normal, docile self. I'm as gentle as a lamb.

All I ask is that you don't mess with my food and that I get fed at somewhat regular intervals. We'll get along great if that happens.