Monday, February 4, 2013

I think that my beloved sweet Lucille pup has picked up a bad habit from Manchild and I. Yep, she is becoming a cigarette dependent dog. Don't let that sweet face fool you. I know, she's looking at us like "What? What could I possibly do wrong?" But as many of you know only too well, dogs do naughty things then look at you with their big, innocent puppy eyes and melt your heart and remove any traces of anger you might have.
It all started a while back when Manchild and I were putzing around the little cabin in the woods and when it came time for a ciggy break, they were nowhere to be found. We looked high and low then noticed that Lucille was sprawled out in the front yard, very intently inspecting something. When we went to see what she had found, we found a mangled pack of cigarettes. Yup, our hound and developed a taste for tobacco.

Thankfully, Lucille had not managed to find a lighter and fire up but she did manage to open the package in her own special way. Maybe she was helping us quit our bad habit by poking holes in all of our smokes. I mean, we know we need to stop - it's just really hard to do. How thoughtful of her. But I need to impress upon her the importance of not adopting our bad habit. Dogs smoking just doesn't look cool and it's not healthy.

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